The Differentiae

I recently joined the CAT classes conducted by TIME Institute. A funny incident happened today and I just wanted to drop a line in my blog. Today's class was about Percentage, Profit and Loss. I was into batch C along with four other guys. Our batch had no gals as I anticipated. We had a combined class with batch B fellows for the PPL session and that batch had about 6 to 7 pretty women. The class was exciting and in the course of action I got completely engrossed in the session. The guy who always sits next to me, Dheena from some XYZ college kept on talking obnoxiously during the session and most of them were no where related to the topic that was dealt in the class. I kept asking him to be attentive in the class but he never actually listened to me. I stopped to pay attention to him and started working on the problems. The class got over at 8.30PM and we all packed our material and left the room.

While leaving, I paid close attention to the gals who were still sitting in desks and were working some problems. One gal said to the other, "Hey, this is not the right way to proceed the problem. When the discount and the profit are same... bla bla bla.." She continued. The other gals who left the room were also broaching the same thing. "Arjun invested Rs.2000 on 5% stock and his annual income will be ... " They rambled on. On the other side, Dheena continued his talks. "Ji, inikku namma aalu dress olunga pottutu varale. T-shirt kum bottom kum matching eh illa". I gave him a stern look and replied "Goiyala, onnu en aalu nu sollu illa un aalu nu sollu. Athu enna namma aalu?" "Ada, athu illa ji, ethukku pirichi pesanumnu paathaen. Avlo thaan" That was Dheena. I didn't answer him this time as so many thoughts were running on my mind and kept on walking towards my bike. "Ji, give me the keys. Let me drive." "Dai ennathukku? Ponnunga munnadi scene podava? Olunga pinnadi ukkanthu va. Key ellam thara mudiyathu. En aalu ava bike edukka vara. So naan koncham scene podanum" That was me.

Dheena looked at me furiously and said, "Ennamo koncha neram munnadi Vivekaanandar cousin brother mathiri pesuneenga? Ippo ennamo en aalu nu solreenga? huh?" I replied him, "athu illa machi. Rendu perume ore aala paatha prechana aayidum. So nee t shirt potta figure ah paaru naan chudi potta figura paakuraen. Deal okay va?". We both chortled and while driving back home I told him this,

"Oru vishayam gavanichiya? Class mudinchathum ponnunga ennamo naalaikke CAT exam vara mathiri ennama discuss panni padichittu irunthaanga. Aana nammala paaru. Intha figure enakku antha figure unakkunu vetti thanama pesittu irukkom. Ithula santhoshamaana vishayam ennenna, namma mattum illa. Ulagathula irukkura ella pasangalum ippadi thaan and ulagathula irukkura ella ponnungalum appadi thaan. Aandavanin padaippu appadi"

"Athu ennamo vaasthavam thaan ji"

"This is called Differentia" I answered him.

8 comments:

TasteMaster said...

so this is why you joined CAT class.. next time you say you have CAT class, we'll understand.. :P

Fahad Mohammed said...

dai I published this blog just to make people understand that guys are always easy going where as gals aren't. It has got nothing to do with the CAT classes. :P

JSTHEONE said...

machi dhool da...
indha madhiri ezhuthina namma oru varusahthukku 365 blogs podanum 366 in leap yr...

enna panradhu...
last adicha paaru thathuvam pinnita...

kalakal....

nee CAT poi mark edukuriyo illaiyo scene poduren bike la irundhu vizhundhu moonchila mark vaangaama irundhaa seri...
narration was gud da..

All the very best for CAT prep and other prep da...

Deepthi said...

ella da maams..wen i tot u joined CAT classes...u will really study n work hard bt eppo dan ne theriudu.....paavii.....anyways gals ar nt lik tat okva....bt ya guys dan jollu....always....

Fahad Mohammed said...

@ JS..

Kavalaye padatha maamu.. namma bike en kaila vilaiyadum... so athellam nadakka chance eh illa..

Fahad Mohammed said...

@ deepthi...

ponnunga eppadi nu akku vera aani vera therinchi vachirukkavan kitta ippadi ellam sonna namba maataan.. :P

Raja said...

Exactly told mama..
Ponnunga elaam appadi thaan, pasanga elaam ippadi thaan!!!
appadiye ennakum onnu paaru mama!:P

cool post!

Fahad Mohammed said...

dai ella ponnungalum already booked.. inimel ethavathu puthusa serntha unakku link pottu vidraen.. :D

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