Vaazhga Thamizh..


Vaazhga Thamizh means long live divine Tamil. I received a mail from one of my friends which had the subject 'Vaazhga Tamil'. I am a pukka Tamil, so without any deferment I opened the mail. I don't read forward mails but this mail engrossed me completely. On completion I was laughing boisterously. Read on, am sure you will enjoy it (especially the Tamils). :)

Beating the employment trap.

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is our Ramasamy, pukka Tamil guy.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Ramasamy says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Ramasamy says to himself, 'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Ramasamy says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Ramasamy says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Ramasamy turns to the other candidate and says 'endha ooru?'

The other candidate answers, 'Thoothukudi pakkam'

Tamizhan da. Tamizh Vaazhga. Long live divine Tamil.

8 comments:

teamlorzi said...

Fantabulous comedy vaathiyaare :)

ishika said...

soooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyy.....lolz buddy whts the meaning of endha oru??nd thoothukudi pakkam??....

Fahad Mohammed said...

@ teamlorzi

it is indeed. Vaazhga tamizh.

@ ish

Entha ooru means Which town and thootukudi pakkam means nearby tuticorin. Its tamil.

ishika said...

nw gt it,hahahahah,thnx buddy

Giri said...

cool maaame...

JSTHEONE said...

tamil ventradhu... tamil vazhga... pala thadava padichu irundhaalum... if we read again we can see smile in our face da... gud one

Arvinth said...

Juper story..

sakthi said...

Nice Machi...

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